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    If I had a nickle for every time I was sexually frustrated by One Direction I’d have enough money for VIP tickets to their concerts.

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    at first, i didn’t see it…

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    • Me: You remind me of my Chinese friend
    • Friend: Who?
    • Me: Ug Lee
    Me and my dad listening to WMYB in the car
    • One Direction: You're insecure,
    • Dad: No, I am not.
    • One Direction: Don't know what for.
    • Dad: You don't know how to listen.
    • One Direction: You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.
    • Dad: Okay, thank you.
    • One Direction: Don't need make up.
    • Dad: I don't want any.
    • One Direction: To cover up.
    • Dad: I let it shine!
    • One Direction: Being the way that you are is enou-ou-ough.
    • Dad: I try to stay true to myself.
    • One Direction: Everyone else in the room can see it.
    • Dad: Is my fly unzipped?
    • One Direction: Everyone else but you-ou.
    • Dad: It is, isn't it?
    • One Direction: Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
    • Dad: Please don't call me baby.
    • One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
    • Dad: I'm pretty sure a 47 year old man won't get a teenage boy overwhelmed.
    • One Direction: And when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell...
    • Dad: The floor doesn't make me happy!
    • One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh!
    • Dad: I don't know what?
    • One Direction: You don't know your beautiful!
    • Dad: Aww! Thanks, boiiis!
    • One Direction: If only you saw what I can see.
    • Dad: Just point it out, bud. I'll take a look.
    • One Direction: You'd understand why I want you so desperatley.
    • Dad: No.
    • One Direction: Right now I'm looking at you and I can't belive.
    • Dad: Believe it then look away.
    • One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh.
    • Dad: Oh God, not this again.
    • One Direction: You don't know you're beautiful oh oh!
    • Dad: I know I am beautiful, can you please get the memo?
    • One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
    • Dad: No, my facial features and charming personality make me beautiful.
    • One Direction: So c-come on!
    • Dad: No.
    • One Direction: You got it wrong.
    • Dad: No.
    • One Direction: To prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong.
    • Dad: Unnecessary.
    • One Direction: I don't know why, you're being shy.
    • Dad: I don't know why, you're being stupid.
    • One Direction: And turn away when I look into your ey-ey-eyes.
    • Dad: We could have a staring contest if you want, That's cool.
    • ~CHORUSx2~
    • One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
    • Dad: ya ya ya ya ya ya yaaa ya ya
    • One Direction: na na na na na na
    • Dad: oui oui oui oui oui oui
    • One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
    • Dad: si si si si si si siii si si
    • One Direction: na na na na na na
    • Dad: Why are we so repetitive?
    • One Direction (Harry's solo): Baby you light up my world like nobody else?
    • Dad: Do I look like a light bulb?
    • One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
    • Dad: Why are we so quiet all of a sudden?
    • One Direction: But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
    • Dad: Oh my god!
    • ~CHORUS~:
    • One Direction: You don't know-ow-ow!
    • Dad: Yes I do.
    • One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
    • Dad: YES I do.
    • One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
    • Dad: YES I DO!
    • One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
    • Dad: Never doubt it.
    • Me: Oh my God Dad!
    • Dad: Can you please give those five homosexuals the key to idiot-ville, because they deserve it.
    • Dad: BITCH I KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL, OKAY?
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