(Source: tommoslut)
If I had a nickle for every time I was sexually frustrated by One Direction I’d have enough money for VIP tickets to their concerts.
at first, i didn’t see it…
- Me: You remind me of my Chinese friend
- Friend: Who?
- Me: Ug Lee
Me and my dad listening to WMYB in the car
- One Direction: You're insecure,
- Dad: No, I am not.
- One Direction: Don't know what for.
- Dad: You don't know how to listen.
- One Direction: You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.
- Dad: Okay, thank you.
- One Direction: Don't need make up.
- Dad: I don't want any.
- One Direction: To cover up.
- Dad: I let it shine!
- One Direction: Being the way that you are is enou-ou-ough.
- Dad: I try to stay true to myself.
- One Direction: Everyone else in the room can see it.
- Dad: Is my fly unzipped?
- One Direction: Everyone else but you-ou.
- Dad: It is, isn't it?
- One Direction: Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
- Dad: Please don't call me baby.
- One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
- Dad: I'm pretty sure a 47 year old man won't get a teenage boy overwhelmed.
- One Direction: And when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell...
- Dad: The floor doesn't make me happy!
- One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh!
- Dad: I don't know what?
- One Direction: You don't know your beautiful!
- Dad: Aww! Thanks, boiiis!
- One Direction: If only you saw what I can see.
- Dad: Just point it out, bud. I'll take a look.
- One Direction: You'd understand why I want you so desperatley.
- Dad: No.
- One Direction: Right now I'm looking at you and I can't belive.
- Dad: Believe it then look away.
- One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh.
- Dad: Oh God, not this again.
- One Direction: You don't know you're beautiful oh oh!
- Dad: I know I am beautiful, can you please get the memo?
- One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
- Dad: No, my facial features and charming personality make me beautiful.
- One Direction: So c-come on!
- Dad: No.
- One Direction: You got it wrong.
- Dad: No.
- One Direction: To prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong.
- Dad: Unnecessary.
- One Direction: I don't know why, you're being shy.
- Dad: I don't know why, you're being stupid.
- One Direction: And turn away when I look into your ey-ey-eyes.
- Dad: We could have a staring contest if you want, That's cool.
- ~CHORUSx2~
- One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
- Dad: ya ya ya ya ya ya yaaa ya ya
- One Direction: na na na na na na
- Dad: oui oui oui oui oui oui
- One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
- Dad: si si si si si si siii si si
- One Direction: na na na na na na
- Dad: Why are we so repetitive?
- One Direction (Harry's solo): Baby you light up my world like nobody else?
- Dad: Do I look like a light bulb?
- One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
- Dad: Why are we so quiet all of a sudden?
- One Direction: But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
- Dad: Oh my god!
- ~CHORUS~:
- One Direction: You don't know-ow-ow!
- Dad: Yes I do.
- One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
- Dad: YES I do.
- One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
- Dad: YES I DO!
- One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
- Dad: Never doubt it.
- Me: Oh my God Dad!
- Dad: Can you please give those five homosexuals the key to idiot-ville, because they deserve it.
- Dad: BITCH I KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL, OKAY?

